I might as well admit it in the first sentence: this post is a total ripoff of a seminal Rany Jazayerli Grantland post. If you haven’t read it, please read it, not because reading it is necessary to understand this post (though it can’t hurt), but because it is extremely good and entertaining if you’re a playoff baseball adrenaline junkie such as myself.
But in case you aren’t familiar with Jazayerli’s post and didn’t click on the link (which, again, shame on you!), the following is a list of the sixteen biggest plays in St.