Full disclosure, I am a server at Olive Garden in the town where I go to school. I know the menu well, and have had the absolute pleasure of tasting the vast majority of it. Olive Garden’s menu falls into the short list of things I would call myself an expert in, the St. Louis Cardinals (maybe) being another.
As for the title image for this post, it makes sense to put old Jonathan Broxton as the face of this article. I have the utmost respect for Broxton as a long tenured MLB pitcher, but it would appear that he could do some damage to some breadsticks.