Let me get right to the point: I despise the St. Louis Cardinals 4th-of-July themed uniforms. These were debuted last night against the Arizona Diamondbacks. While Arizona’s weren’t as hideous as the St. Louis variety, I hated theirs too.
If you missed the game, the St. Louis Cardinals road jerseys were ceremoniously “replaced” with a new field of blue with stars inside each letter and number on the jersey. Additionally, each player wore themed socks that were very hard on the eyes.
To make matters even worse, players like Marcell Ozuna who sport compression sleeves (I have no idea why these are a thing, period) wore a blue sleeve with stars that matched the same blue field that littered the letters and numbers.