Thank goodness for Dan Haren.
The newly retired and former St. Louis Cardinals pitcher took to Twitter while he was on an exercise bike and unleashed an array of tweets about small tidbits from his pitching career.
He didn’t just thank other players or go bland salad dressing on his followers. He got blunt, comical and produced quite a few chuckles and smirks. Here is a sampling.
I went into almost every start the last few years thinking… How the hell am I gonna get these guys out
— dan haren (@ithrow88) January 4, 2016
Haren didn’t throw particularly hard so this makes perfect sense.