Okay, so everyone here who had 'Randy Flores' written at the top of the list they had compiled in their heads of who would most likely be the Cardinals' next scouting director, please raise your hands.
Okay, now everyone who doesn't have their hands raised, I want you to look at those who do. Take a good, long look at them. Memorize their faces.
Those people are liars, and not to be trusted. So commit them to memory, and if they're every trying to sell you a bridge somewhere, run in the other direction.
Now that we have that squared away, and know who among us are the most dishonest, let's talk about this rather.