Once upon a time, in a far, far off land called Florida, there lived three outfielders. They lived in a magical house with a roof they could take on and off, and a giant flock of magical flying fish and magical pink birds that entertained them with lots and lots of funny dancing. it was a wonderful house, even if the people of the village were angry that a traveling man selling paintings had fooled them into paying for it.
Every night, the three outfielders would get together and play games. The biggest outfielder would hit a home run and throw out a runner.