Seung-hwan Oh’s 0-2 pitch to Eric Thames barely cleared Busch Stadium’s right field wall. St. Louis Cardinals fans from Memphis to Moline, from Champaign-Urbana to Jeff City muttered “Aww crap.” Did Eugene The Translator mutter in English or Korean?
I bet Bill DeWitt has had the same loyal personal secretary for twenty years. Maybe a Miss Moneypenny like “M” had in James Bond movies. Miss Moneypenny was one of my favorite “Bond Girls?” Hubba Hubba… I digress.
With The Embattled Boys of Busch going 1-10 in recent one-on-ones with NL Central rivals, I find myself missing the Phillies.