You know, it’s a good thing that Paul DeJong and Matt Carpenter hit those two home runs last night, or else I would be writing with a much more negative tone this morning than I’m actually going to. Even so, even with a dramatic comeback win serving as a panacea for the frustration of the previous however many innings, it’s tough to entirely overlook the fact we just saw the Cardinal offense put up two of the most pathetic performances you’re ever going to see against an atrocious Marlin club. When Wei-Yin Chen shuts you down, you deserve every bit of scorn you receive.
In Search of the Elusive Big Bat, 2018 Edition
