The Cards haven’t played in 17 days—also the last time I recapped. I got some pent-up gifs:
Let’s (not) Do the Time Warp Again - Been a Rocky start, but we didn’t Picture this Horror Show.
No Time To Waste - Each of the 41 members of the Cards’ traveling party—including Dylan Carlson(!)—drove a rental car to Chicago. (What’s the volume discount point on rental cars?) Dylan chose wisely.
Some Didn’t have GPS - Poor Shoeless Joe was just tryin’ to catch up.