Hello! You, a respectable Midwestern working person, were too tired to stay up for a West Coast game. Or maybe you just live on the East Coast, and didn’t even try. Or maybe you live in a western time zone, or are a young person, and saw the game live and just like to read our extremely good recaps here at VEB. Whatever your reason for being here, I am here to tell you that the Cardinals beat the Padres on either Friday night or Saturday morning and did so emphatically.
Luke Weaver started for the Cardinals against some lefty who honestly, odds are you’re never going to need to know his name.