Earlier this week, the Cardinals brought their wayward son home, grabbing Matt Adams off of waivers. It was a simple, crowd-pleasing move wherein the team added left-handed thump to their bench for nothing more than the cost of paying Big Mayo (or is it now Fat-Free Mayo?) his salary for the remainder of the season. It cost them nothing off of their minor or major league rosters. At the time of the deal, Adams was slashing .257/.332/.510 with a .358 wOBA and a 123 wRC+, all paired with 18 homeruns in 277 plate appearances. When you limit it to his numbers against right-handed pitching, it improves to .