The makeshift press conference at the Cardinals’ Spring Training complex in Jupiter–much like the Clark Street presser back in December–was met with what I would consider relatively tepid response from Cardinals fans considering the sheer magnitude of the news being announced. Of course, I am referencing one Paul Goldschmidt on both counts. The six-time All-Star selection, owner of four Silver Slugger awards, thrice a Gold Glover and top-three NL MVP vote getter, and bazillion-time [insert accolade] recipient en route to an overall run of production empirically unparalleled at first base since his breakout 2013 campaign.