The Cardinals were eliminated from the playoffs and Cardinals’ fans promptly went insane. God bless you if you are reading this and have managed to avoid being online, truly keep doing what you’re doing. Because man... if you have any sanity at all, avoid being online like the plague. The takes you will see. I can honestly say the fever pitch of anger, irrationality, and stupidity is unmatched in my time as a Cardinal fan, which is saying something.
The most popular one by far that I’ve seen that just lacks logic and understanding of baseball is “Nolan Arenado and Paul Goldschmidt can’t handle the big postseason lights.