You might remember an incredibly important post written on this very website less than twenty-four hours ago. The critics sung its praises with statements such as:
Click Bait at its absolute best. It clearly worked on me. - ftcbrad
That picture of Shildt makes me want to buy Oatmeal and medical supplies. - David Greenjeans
I am deeply moved by the heartfelt responses. However, my Pulitzer worthy report is already out of date. It is with my deepest regret that I must inform you all that DANIEL PONCEDELON SHAVED HIS DANG MUSTACHE OFF.