Baseball. It is a sport. A sport is an activity. An activity is working out. Working out is pain. Baseball is pain. Pain is a feeling. A feeling is sadness. Baseball is sadness. Sadness is momentary. Momentary is the amount of time you will choose to read this. This is nonsense. Baseball is nonsense. What is life? All of these things. Thus, baseball is life. Please stay and sit down for my mental breakdown.
Austin Gomber was subjected to nonsense. He struck out a lot of guys. He didn’t walk anybody. He gave up two homers.