Let’s get the important questions out of the way first:
Did Harrison Bader make an incredible, mind-boggling defensive play? I don’t know; you tell me:
Did Yadier Molina start again? Yes. Good lord. 23 straight games. Is...is he involved is some sort of bet or dare?
Was the average age of the Cardinals pitchers in the game 25 or under? Well, it was until wizened old codger Bud Norris came into the game. 8 innings of Gomber and Daniel Poncedeleon before that, keeping a youthful spryness on the mound.