The straw that is currently stirring the Cardinals' drink revealed his secret recipe.
"I mixed Red Bull and orange juice today, and that helped," Tommy Pham said Monday evening as the Cardinals packed for their final road trip before the All-Star break.
"So I got wings. And vitamins."
The way Pham is playing, the Cardinals should mass produce this energy-drink elixir. Slap a flashy label on it — Tommy's Secret Stuff! — and distribute generously to everyone in the organization. Hey, it worked in "Space Jam" ...
OK, here's a better idea.
Just follow Pham.