Jason Heyward and Randal Grichuk were the offensive heros in a night where seven starters, including John Lackey, got hits and contributed to a Mets shellacking.
They are just so big, they look like
Some of those steroid users
But, you know, who understands those Cards fans?
They're only winning because they are like total hackers, 'kay?
I mean, their bats, are just so big, they're like out there
I mean, gross, look
They're just so GOOD
.