The top of the first was all like:
Things were looking up at first as Martinez began the game with two strikeouts, but then everything changed when the fire nation attacked.
The past week had been a rough one for El Birdos and this game seemed to be continuing that disturbing trend of allowing gobs of runs. With two outs, the Cubs struck first with a single and back-to-back doubles to give the Cubs a quick two-nothing lead (ooooh, don't worry I am gonna get to the weirdness of what happened).