Two-minutes and 26 seconds.
Do you know what you can do in two-minutes and 26 seconds?
Well, you can’t get out of the Canadian Tire Centre parking lot in that time, but you can listen to the entirety of Johnny Cash’s cover of ‘Solitary Man’. You can also write a heinously bad hockey haiku. You can get through almost two and a half sets of 60-second abs. If you’re @brian5or6, you can masterfully design your logo in MS-Paint. Assuming you already have an account, you can post a hilariously lopsided trade proposal on the Hfboards.