“So let me get this straight, twinkle toes. We get you one of the greatest goaltenders of all time to teach you positioning last year, and this year you are back to being an out of place alien in goaltender’s clothing? What in the holy world of snake skin fuck are you doing?!”
“But, Mike...”
“Don’t butt me, Shaky Shake Sack. You have your own coach for fucks sake. What’s next? A snake doctor?”
Afterwards, Yeo needs to pick up a taser and zap every single Blues player in that room. Shock them all. Send a surge through their bodies.