It was a pretty standard season opener, which is to say both teams looked a little disjointed and it was cold outside. Let's take a quick look at how each of Sporting Kansas City’s players faired during the 1-0 loss to the Portland Timbers.
Before we get into the ratings let me describe my scale:
1 - Never Play Again. You shall be cursed to the fifth generation for your travesties.
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5 - Your play was completely unoffensive.