You score, you take a seat, you bask in your brilliance. The Mohammed Kudus celebration.
Tricky to copy on the playground, what with the lack of advertising boards to sit on, but you can bet the school kids in the East End of London will find a way. Kudus is quickly becoming the new favourite of West Ham’s fans, a forward full of speed and silkiness.
Twice we saw Lucas Paqueta play piercing passes in behind Wolves. Twice we saw Kudus pick them up. Twice we saw him bury them before making a beeline for the away end.