"If we didn't laugh we'd cry."
When Derby County completed the 2007-08 campaign with a mere 11 points - the lowest tally in Premier League history - it seemed like a record that would never be broken.
The club have since become the answer to a commonly-used pub quiz question: Who are the worst team in Premier League history?
But that unwanted tag could potentially become someone else's burden as Southampton sit bottom on 10 points with eight games to go.
While the Saints have a few more weeks to pick up the points required to avoid that unwanted statistic, their relegation could be confirmed as early as Sunday if they lose at Tottenham.