Welcome to The Matriculate Degenerate, a weekly gambling column that will run in addition to our annual Protect Your Unit contest. Reason?? It'll give me at least one fun thing to write about college football. And because gambling.
This one will be particularly long, with lots of mansplaining about how to gamble on sports in the footnotes. Feel free to ask questions in the comments too so we can initiate you into our cult of selling blood plasma because Wazzu didn't cover again responsible sports wagering for profit.
Despite what various repressed losers with likely-lousy sex lives tell you, you absolutely can be profitable on college football gambling.