(DISCLAIMER: This game is for entertainment purposes only. No actual money is being wagered.)
Believe it or not, the fourth quarter of yesterday’s Tulane-USF fiasco still had something at stake.
McIntyre2K7, down to $15.19 fake dollars, had hit two thirds of his last-ditch parlay. The USF-Tulane game needed to go over 60 total points to complete it. The score was 41-15, and USF’s offense had moved the ball to the 13-yard line for the last play. A meaningless touchdown against an indifferent defense would keep his season alive. But Blake Barnett was sacked, and McIntyre2K7 is now out of his starting $1,000.