(Before I get started, this is a hot take, but it is absolutely not a HOT take. I’m not going in on the Herd of Thunder or anyone who has ever been in it. I was in my high school marching band, and I could have joined HOT at the very beginning. But I was way too lazy. I wanted to be a regular fan at football games and tailgate and act like an idiot. Also I didn’t ever want to wear all that polyester again. You all have my eternal respect.)
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I have to get this off my chest.