Hi UCF. Yes, another crappy season for USF, and you guys are playing in a bowl tomorrow. I know we hate each other. We stink, and your deal with the devil hasn’t run out yet.
You guys make fun of us for not having our own stadium, and we make fun of your stadium because it’s a lemon.
But for one game, we need to set the hatred aside and root for the common good. What common good is that? Well, your opponents on Tuesday in the Boca Raton Bowl is BYU. And never, ever, in 99 years of BYU football, have the Cougars won a football game in the state of Florida.