THE OPTIMIST READS A POEM

Jim Dedmon-USA TODAY SportsRoses are red,

Violets are blue.

Eating hemlock can kill you,

Watching our offense might, too.

So, you laid an egg under the lights,

Which ain’t a total shock in Williams-Brice.

But to do so in such unnecessary fashion,

Leads many to scream that we must take action.

Yet, in our haste, we must keep a bold face,

To throw money at a guy currently in MACtion.

Thus, while we’re not prone to brevity;

We’re here to provide some levity.

To ensure we don’t commit crimes of passion.

Listen, Saturday’s loss to the Appalachian State Mountaineers wasn’t exactly the best look, even though the South Carolina Gamecocks barely had more scholarship athletes on the field playing than walk-ons.…