Roses are red,
Violets are blue.
Eating hemlock can kill you,
Watching our offense might, too.
So, you laid an egg under the lights,
Which ain’t a total shock in Williams-Brice.
But to do so in such unnecessary fashion,
Leads many to scream that we must take action.
Yet, in our haste, we must keep a bold face,
To throw money at a guy currently in MACtion.
Thus, while we’re not prone to brevity;
We’re here to provide some levity.
To ensure we don’t commit crimes of passion.