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SEC Power Poll, Week 12: Gamecocks bowl over Catamounts.

Garnet And Black Attack | November 23, 2016

Related Topics: Nick Saban, Southeastern Conference, Mick Jagger, South Carolina Gamecocks, Florida Gators

  1. Alabama Crimson Tide - Nick Saban will probably murder you if you try to tell him that Mick Jagger sucks; imagine what he’s going do to Auburn this weekend. They don’t do anything exceptionally well, except suck the life right out of you.
  2. Florida Gators - Just gonna stick the Gators here just to make ‘em nervous about playing the steamroller from Roger Rabbit in Atlanta. Hey, don’t lose to FSU in hilarious fashion good luck against Florida State this weekend!
  3. Auburn Tigers - Looked really great against [team redacted] so they could really have a shot next week against Alab-LOL GOOD LUCK Y’ALL BREAK A LEG HOPEFULLY NOT AN ARM OR A PELVIS
  4. Texas A&M Aggies - Other than having some sort of allergy to schools from Mississippi, this is a good football team.
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