Slap bang in the middle of the transfer window between seasons, us - the general public, the 'our manager hasn't got a clue' football fans (despite 0.000001% of us owning any coaching badges) - get to put on our manager hats and get picking our squads for the upcoming fantasy football season.
Tears will be shed, random goals will be celebrated, and maybe, just maybe, only some of us will actually make it to the end of the season. A moment of silence for our fallen half-season fantasy football teams.
So join those mini leagues, check out your mates' teams, make sure yours is better than that annoying guy Dave's at work (probably an Arsenal fan, they're always Arsenal fans), and get cracking making your Premier League Fantasy Football team, without a defensive midfielder in sight.