If ever a reason was needed as to why any elongated length of time without mainstream football is a really bad thing, don't look any further than being told that Philippe Coutinho is seriously being considered for a return to Liverpool.
It's a whisper that's stayed ever since the Brazilian joined Barcelona in all honesty, that's how the rumour mill works after all, but over the last few days, there's been a renaissance which has peddled the story (if we can even call it that) in record numbers.
So just in case you're brave enough to come along for the ride with us on this one, here's a rundown of what we know about where the rumour came from, why it picked up so much traction, and most importantly of all, why it's utter, utter rubbish.