Sorry to burst your bubble—we're not here to talk about Chelsea midfielder Juan Cuadrado.
So disappointing has Cuadrado been in a Chelsea shirt, the expectation is that he'll be the forgotten man who surprises us all next season.
Cuadrado has been a shadow of the player we saw at Fiorentina and during the 2014 World Cup. He's barely registered on the radar at Stamford Bridge other than to be a figure of frustration—a man who has far from delivered on the reputation that persuaded Chelsea to pay £26 million for him.
Things were that bad for Cuadrado in 2014-15—surely they can only get better.