Wayne Rooney has proved his media persona is about as noticeable as his on-field presence in a terrifically bland Q&A with magazine Sport (via Squawka).
The Manchester United forward, who has come under a heap of criticism this season as the Red Devils struggle for goals, named Cristiano Ronaldo as the most talented athlete he has played with.
He also suggested Matt Damon would play him in a film of his life, labelled his overhead kick against Manchester City in 2011 as his best goal and confirmed what we already knew: he quite likes boxing.