The summer transfer window can get a little bit crazy - a lack of domestic football can do funny things to people - but it's never supposed to get this crazy.
Yes, you read the headline correctly. Real Madrid are being linked with an approach for Newcastle's Miguel Almiron, just a few months after the Paraguayan signed for the Magpies.
Miguel Almirón reminds me very much of Santiago Muñez.
Similar workhorse ethos, came from seemingly nowhere to sign for Newcastle and probably takes a crunching tackle or two in training pic.