Today has coughed up a few more rumours to temporarily satisfy our respective footballing fixes. For another day, at least.
Money goes in, money goes out. That's the general gist of how transfers work. You know how it works, you know the craic. Just drink it in.
Tottenham have been put on red alert after Ryan Sessegnon signalled an apparent desire to stay close to his mum and remain in London when he (almost certainly) leaves Fulham at the end of the season.
The Cottagers are down and the likelihood of them keeping hold of their talented 18-year-old grows bleaker by the day.