You better believe that we've got a bunch of juicy rumours for you to sink your teeth into.
They may be bang on the money, they may be total bu****it, they may well be somewhere in between the two. Whether they contain even a shred of truth or not, these proposed transfers will excite and entice or frustrate and fluster, depending upon which club you support.
Here's a look at some crafty goings on at Manchester United and other stories filling the back pages.
Antoine Griezmann will be leaving Atletico Madrid very soon. It feels like we've been saying that since Queen Elizabeth II's coronation, but it's now been confirmed by the player himself, as well as his by the club's president - so it must be true!