Let's be honest. We are all getting a but bored of actual football by now, aren't we?
All our hearts truly crave is the hotly anticipated return of the #Gossip, right?
Well, whether that's true or not, they're back; and there's some speculative gold for you to sink your teeth into.
Stick the kettle on but sod the tea bag, stick these into your oversized Sports Direct mug and drink them in. It's rumours time, baby.
With an uncanny knack of getting sent off as much as he hits the back of the net (untrue but he does receive a lot of red cards), Rangers' Alfredo Morelos has naturally been getting linked with a host of sides over the past few windows.