Transfer rumours. You love them. I love them. We all love a bit of #thegoss.
Close your eyes for two seconds and you'll miss an avalanche of rumours, with deals ready to fly in all over the shop. Let's not waste any more time, here's seven stories to whet your appetite for the transfer window.
Kicking this list off on a high note with a deal in which literally nothing has happened.
West Ham manager Manuel Pellegrini is on the lookout for defensive reinforcements, and he's zeroed in on Alaves star Guillermo Maripan. So, Pellegrini said "hey, I want to sign that guy", and Alaves said 'no'.