It's November, which means it's almost Christmas, which means that very soon we'll be able to say it's transfer time.
With the January window coming onto the horizon, then, you can just about hear the low rumble of the rumour mill, as it gingerly begins the process of churning out the sort of unreadable nonsense we all live for in these times.
None of us really enjoy it, but what are we gonna do, not take lazy transfer stories about our clubs as if they're stone-cold fact? Behave.
Leicester are reported to be at the front of the queue for FC Metz forward Habib Diallo, who has set Ligue 1 alight with eight goals in 12 games - putting him up there with Wissam Ben Yedder and Moussa Dembélé in the scoring charts.