Remember that really dumb story that the English press tried to force down our throats before, involving Messi leaving his childhood club to avoid tax? IT'S BAAAACK
Holy crap, I'm actually having to write a part two to this insanely stupid story. You'd have thought that life in England would have desensitized me to their lunacy, but hey, I'm an optimist at heart and I genuinely believed they would repent, renege their evil ways and move towards the light of honest, intelligent journalism. All my hopes...my dreams for a better future...cruelly ruined by the penmanship of James Dickenson and Martin Lipton.