This week’s Three Things column could have been 33 Things after an action-packed weekend in the Premier League.
Let’s dispense with any further formalities and get stuck into the latest fun and games.
Zaha meets his match in Mount
Wilfried Zaha got more than he bargained for when he attempted his fake hard man act with Chelsea’s Mason Mount on Saturday.
The Crystal Palace forward poked Mount in the face and then hilariously lost his rag when the England midfielder had the cheek to push him back.
Zaha has a long history of this type of petulance.