Ladies and gentleman, we got him. That was the announcement (kind of) made by Manchester United towards the end of August 2004, when Wayne Rooney joined the club.
In today's trip back in time, we remember his sensational debut for the club, bow down to the brilliance of Everton's Steve Watson (yes, you heard), and stop off at Elland Road for a goalkeeping 'how not to save the ball' clinic.
You know the drill by now, so let's get going.
Di Canio Dazzler Inspires West Ham Win
Out first trip back in time takes us to Stamford Bridge, and a 2002 Premier League meeting between Chelsea and West Ham.