When asked by an AFC Wimbledon fan on Twitter if he would ever consider joining the "franchise", the striker was simple and definitive with his response.
We've all heard about those unusual clauses in a player's contract.
Samuel Eto'o reportedly insisted on being able to travel on a private jet when he joined Anzhi Makhachkala while Denis Bergkamp's fear of flying meant he did not have to attend every overseas Arsenal event.
Adebayo Akinfenwa isn't interested in any of that though, no matter what sweeteners are on offer. The AFC Wimbledon star made that clear in his own way during a Twitter Q&A.