Newcastle have secured their Premier League status for another season, which is an almighty achievement given the comical lack of depth at the club. For that reason alone, Rafa Benitez should win Manager of the Season - but that's for another time.
Given the Magpies' safety, the club is sputtering to the end of the season like an old VW beetle - having lost their previous three games (conceding four goals and scoring only one in the process).
While Newcastle fans are grateful to simply know that they'll get to watch their club in the top flight next season, there's still a desire to watch entertaining football on the weekend for god's sake.