As if Manchester United didn't have enough problems, they're now set to see their two fiercest rivals sweep up every trophy available to them over the next month.
Manchester City could win a domestic treble. Liverpool are in the Champions League final. If City don't win the Premier League, Liverpool will win that too. United, meanwhile, can only finish as high as fifth. Thursday night football beckons next season. None of their players want to play for them. Ed Woodward is still there. The Glazers still own the club. Everything is terrible.
United need to get their house in order, but it's going to take years to get to the levels City and Liverpool are currently at.