Luis Suarez is number 6 in 90min's Top 20 Greatest Footballers of the Decade series. Follow the rest of the series over the course of the next two weeks.
Of course, we had to start this with a biting joke. Where else would we begin? It's the not-so-ignored, and Apple logo-esque (you know, with a chunk out of it) elephant in the room.
Luis Suarez bites people. On a football field. With fairly regular occurrence. And the tales of these terrifying teeth marks get told with similar constancy. And, with each re-telling, the teeth get sharper, the snarling pre-meditation more deviant, the demonic grin wider.