Armageddon has come. For a second day straight, the Earth has operated (ineffectively) without any World Cup action to appease the monotony of everything non-international football related.
In such testing times, we need to rally around those who provide the most comfort, the most lucidity, the most wisdom.
Unfortunately, here at 90min we only have access* to Mark Lawrenson. Oh, well here he is. As usual, parentheses signify our interjections, and ML represents the one and only.
*WE DON'T. CLEARLY THIS IS A PARODY. Before we start: UPDATE In light of this, we felt our journalistic integrity compelled us to uncover what really happened in trouser-gate once and for all.