Pedro Rodriguez has completed his transfer to Chelsea, and according to Matt Barlow and Ian Ladyman of the Daily Mail, it was a personal phone call from Jose Mourinho that helped convince the Barcelona forward to make the switch.
But with Manchester United reportedly in the hunt for Pedro as well, perhaps it would have needed a bigger gesture. Perhaps Jose Mourinho could have gone full Napoleon Dynamite, putting on his "Vote for Pedro" T-shirt and breaking into dance.
So that's precisely how we imagined it.