For those of you of a culinary persuasion, there's a new steak on the market: the Chelsea blue.
It comes as undercooked, cold and raw as you're likely to find anywhere—much like the Chelsea team this season.
Jose Mourinho's side have made the second-to-worst start to a title defence in Premier League history, with two defeats, one draw and a win leaving them in 13th place, eight points behind leaders Manchester City.
That's not the concern, though; it's the abject way the club has conducted its business in the transfer window that raises eyebrows.